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Guitar Musician e-zine 10/05/05
In This Issue:
| "I started playing jazz by slowing down Tal Farlow records
and analyzing his runs,"
- Lenny Breau - Jazz Guitar |
Some Humor
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DEAR DAD
A FATHER PASSING BY HIS SON'S BEDROOM WAS ASTONISHED TO SEE THE BED WAS NICELY MADE AND EVERYTHING WAS PICKED UP. THEN HE SAW AN ENVELOPE PROPPED UP ON THE CENTER OF THE BED. IT WAS ADDRESSED, "DAD".
WITH THE WORST PREMONITION, HE OPENED THE ENVELOPE AND READ THE LETTER WITH
TREMBLING HANDS:
DEAR DAD, IT IS WITH GREAT REGRET AND SORROW THAT I'M WRITING THIS. I HAD
TO ELOPE WITH MY NEW GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE I WANTED TO AVOID A SCENE WITH MOM
AND YOU.
I'VE BEEN FINDING REAL PASSION WITH BARBARA AND SHE IS SO NICE EVEN WITH ALL HER PIERCING, TATTOOS, AND HER TIGHT MOTORCYCLE CLOTHES. IT'S NOT ONLY THE PASSION DAD, SHE'S PREGNANT AND BARBARA SAID THAT WE WILL BE VERY HAPPY. EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T CARE FOR HER AS SHE IS MUCH OLDER THAN I, SHE ALREADY OWNS A TRAILER IN SHE WANTS TO HAVE MANY MORE CHILDREN WITH ME AND THAT'S NOW ONE OF MY DREAMS TOO. BARBARA TAUGHT ME THAT MARIJUANA DOESN'T REALLY HURT ANYONE AND WE'LL BE GROWING MORE OF IT FOR OURSELVES AND TRADING IT WITH HER FRIENDS FOR ALL THE COCAINE AND ECSTASY WE WANT.
IN THE MEANTIME, WE'LL PRAY THAT SCIENCE WILL FIND A CURE FOR AIDS SO BARBARA
CAN GET BETTER; SHE SURE DESERVES IT!!
DON'T WORRY DAD, I'M 15 YEARS OLD NOW AND I KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. SOMEDAY I'M SURE WE'LL BE BACK TO VISIT SO YOU CAN GET TO KNOW YOUR GRANDCHILDREN. YOUR SON, JOHN P.S. DAD, NONE OF THIS IS TRUE. I'M OVER AT THE NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE. I JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU THAT THERE ARE WORSE THINGS IN LIFE THAN MY REPORT CARD THAT'S IN MY DESK CENTER DRAWER.
I LOVE YOU! CALL ME WHEN IT'S SAFE FOR ME TO COME HOME.
|
A Lesson For The Learning by Andrew Koblick
One of my favorite exercises is taking the
G major scale at the third fret and playing
the scale in thirds.
When trying this exercise make sure you are
playing it slowly enough to get it right the first time and
picking 3 times on each note which will help you get it
right the first time.
Here is how the thirds work:
First lets look at the G major scale.
The G Major scale:
Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Ti Do Re
G A B C D E F# G A
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 2
When I say thirds I mean playing every other note
in the scale rather than each note consecutively.
In thirds that would be:
Do Me G B 1 3
Re Fa A C 2 4
Mi So B D 3 5
Fa La C E 4 6
So Ti D F# 5 7
La Do E G 6 8
Ti Re F# A 7 2
Here is the tablature:
The G Scale
e[]-------------------[]
B[]-------------------[]
G[]-------------------[]
D[]-----------2-4-5--[]
A[]-----2-3-5--------[]
E[]-3-5---------------[]
Now in thirds:
Do Mi or G B or 1 3
e[]-----------------[]
B[]-----------------[]
G[]-----------------[]
D[]-----------------[]
A[]-----2-----------[]
E[]-3---------------[]
Re Fa or A C or 2 4
e[]-----------------[]
B[]-----------------[]
G[]-----------------[]
D[]-----------------[]
A[]-------3---------[]
E[]---5-------------[]
Mi So or B D or 3 5
e[]-----------------[]
B[]-----------------[]
G[]-----------------[]
D[]-----------------[]
A[]-----2---5------[]
E[]-----------------[]
Fa La C E 4 6
e[]-----------------[]
B[]-----------------[]
G[]-----------------[]
D[]-----------2-----[]
A[]-------3---------[]
E[]------------------[]
So Ti or D F# or 5 7
e[]------------------[]
B[]------------------[]
G[]------------------[]
D[]-------------4---[]
A[]----------5------[]
E[]------------------[]
La Do or E G or 6 8
e[]------------------[]
B[]------------------[]
G[]------------------[]
D[]-----------2---5-[]
A[]------------------[]
E[]------------------[]
Ti Re F# A 7 2
e[]------------------[]
B[]------------------[]
G[]---------------2-[]
D[]-------------4---[]
A[]------------------[]
E[]------------------[]
I hoped this helps.
Interested in guitar lessons? - Be sure and check out the guitar lessons offered by Andrew at Amazing Guitar plus 2 FREE GIFTS
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GUITAR Q AND A
What are Hammer Ons and Pull Offs?Wendy Clarkson; Canada
Yours in Music
John McCarthy Rock House |
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