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Guitar Musician e-zine 01/04/06
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| "... I'd have to say that "Mr. Crowley" in my most
memorable solo... I had spent hours trying to figure out a solo for the song
... Ozzy came in and said "it's crap - everything you're playing is crap" ..
he told me to get in there and just play how I felt. He made me really
nervous, so I just played anything. When I came back to listen to it, he
said it was great.."
- Randy Rhoads / Ozzy Osbourne
RED SKELTON'S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE1. Two times aweek, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. 2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. 3. I take my wife everywhere..... but she keeps finding her way back. 4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen. 5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. 6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!" . So I bought her an electric chair. 7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was; she told me "In the lake." 8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. 9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling "Am I too late for the garbage?" .... The driver said "No, jump in!" 10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. 11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. 12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. 13. The last fight was my fault though. ! My wife asked "What's on the TV?" I said "Dust!" Can't you just hear him say all of these? I love it.........this is the good old days when humor didn't have to start with a four letter word........ just clean and simple fun.
A Lesson For The Learning
Interested in guitar lessons? - Be sure and check out the guitar lessons offered by Andrew Koblick at Amazing Guitar
GUITAR Q AND A
Movable Rhythm Chords
Sal Harrison; Palm Bay, FL
BAR CHORD CHART
Memorize these chords and try to combine them into progressions. They are a bit difficult to master at first so don't get discouraged if they don't sound perfect the first few times you fret them.
Hope this helps!
Yours in Music
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