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Guitar Musician e-zine 09/07/05
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| "Hell is a half-filled auditorium."
-Robert Frost (1874-1963)
Shaky Arms Hotel
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is extremely tired so she decides to go on up to their room to rest. She lies down on the bed... just then, and elevated train passes by very close to the window and shakes the room so hard she's thrown out of the bed. Thinking this must be a freak occurrence, she lies down once more. Again a train shakes the room so violently, she's pitched to the floor.
Exasperated, she calls the front desk, asks for the manager. The manager says he'll be right up. The manager is skeptical but the wife insists the story is true.
"Look... lie here on the bed -- you'll be thrown right to the floor!"
So he lies down next to the wife. Just then the husband walks in. "What," he says, "are you doing here?"
The manager calmly replies, "Would you believe I'm waiting for a train?"
GUITAR Q AND A
Getting a Great Distortion Sound
Flora Henson; Denmark
Q: I am a beginner playing the electric guitar. I purchased an entire Peavey Backstage Guitar Package for Beginners. The Rock House DVD that came with it was quite informative in teaching me how to play.
The question I want to ask is how to create the 'electric' sound that John McCarthy has when playing the section about the Blues? Every time I practice I can only get the typical acoustic sound not even close to his.
Thanks for your support!
A: The sound that you hear in that section is called distortion and there are two ways to achieve this sound.
Let your ears be the deciding factor to which devices you use to create your ultimate guitar sound.
Hope this helps!
Yours in Music
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